(not satire - it's Paul Dacre!)
I have it on good authority that foul-mouthed Daily Mail editor Paul Dacre is very proud of his father. On becoming editor of the Mail he even revived his father's column Ephraim Hardcastle as a tribute to him.
Which makes the bizarre attack on Ed Milband's father by the Mail even stranger.
In 1944 when the 22-year old Ralph Miliband was bravely risking his life storming German positions protecting the Normandy beaches, Paul Dacre's 19-year-old father Peter Dacre was working in London as a show business reporter for newspapers such as the Daily Express.
Quite how a fit 19-year-old managed to avoid call-up to the front line at that time God only knows.
Perhaps show business reporters - like coal miners - were considered just as essential to the war effort as fighting soldiers?
Whatever the reason - you'd think Mr Dacre would want to avoid comparisons between the two men. Wouldn't you?
Go ahead and comment. You know you want to.
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